Mention Circle K - Take a shot, toast to dry organizations!
Mentions his hair or button-up shirt - Take a shot.
Starts singing a song stuck in his head - Brush your teeth with a shot of Jack
Mentions Hillary Clinton - Take a shot of Crown Royal whisky, her beverage of choice.
Tries planning a road trip that won't happen (ie: House Boat, Cancun, etc.) - Take a shot of something imported.
Does something especially feminine or gay-seeming - Take a shot, to scrapbookers and antiquing-ers everywhere!
Mentions a President you've never heard of - Take a shot, he'll seem less annoying.
Does homework night before it's due - Take a shot.
Does essay 6 pages or more the night before it's due - Take two shots.
Does multiple 6p+ essays in one night - WATERFALL!
Swoons over Barack Obama - Chug a glass of Beer, to Diplomacy!
Did I forget one? Remind me.
Woopwoop! In honor of Kayla's party tonight, lol.